Friday, May 02, 2008

NJ Transiv Remains 'The Way to Go'

I don't pretend to be typo-free and have impeccable grammar and to never end a sentence in a preposition. I also am proud to say that I am no longer a grammar Nazi. Back in the day, I was throwing "its" and "yours" into grammar gas chambers without hesitation.

Nowadays, I'm a new man. I don't feel as though it's my duty to point out how you don't know the difference between there and their. However, last month, I had to draw the line with New Jersey Transit. I noticed a typo in an electronic sign on the second floor at Port Authority, and shipped a picture of it to East Village Idiot because he's the grammar Nazi I used to be. His blog is pretty much a blitzkreig against people who defile the English language.

He posted that picture on April 4, but I snapped it on April 2. I really can't tell you how long it was there before April 2. So going by that, we must honor the one-month anniversary of that sign, seeing as how as of May 2, that typo in that sign in STILL THERE!

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NJ Transiv is STILL the way to go! Holy shit! We're talking about a million-dollar business here, and they have a huge sign in a prominent location that has had a gigantic typo for a month! Can you imagine logging on to ESPN.com (I know, just try) and going to the MLB homepage and seeing "ESPM.com" on the banner? For a month?!?!?!

That's where the Hitler in me comes out. Seriously. Fix that fucking thing. It's been 30 fucking days. You have employees walking around that place 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It's one fucking keystroke. Fix it! Fix it! Oh! Oh! Say it! Say it!

Sorry. What happened? I lost it there for a second. Anyway, NJ Transiv is the way to go.

1 comments:

Rebecca said...

And the thing I don't understand is: the 't' is not near the 'v' on the keyboard. Why not 'transiy' or 'transir'? The typo makes no sense.

I don't know where to put that question mark. In or out? Sorry.